We got this weird email today:
It has recently come to our attention that accused child murderer Casey Anthony has taken residence in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
Our office is located in Port St. Lucie. Our employees and their families live here. And it disturbs us greatly that this element has come to town.
As local residents and a local business, we feel it is our obligation to react. Our travel agency has decided to formally make two offers to Ms. Anthony:
GoWithGodTravel.com will provide Ms. Casey Anthony, free of charge, a one-way airline ticket to any airport in the world, provided that she does not return to the state of Florida as a resident.
GoWithGodTravel.com will provide Ms. Casey Anthony, free of charge, airfare to Washington D.C. and free hotel accommodations, provided that: (a) She attends the March for Life rally on January 23, 2012 in Washington D.C., (b) she agrees to never again seek to conceive another child, and (c) she agrees to never pursue adoption of another child, from anywhere in the world.
This is the sincere proposal we are offering Ms. Anthony, our unintended neighbor.
Please let us know your thoughts. You can reach me at (772) 344-2880, or by email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Co-Founder, Go With God Travel
Go With God Travel
1143 SW Curtis Street
Port Saint Lucie, FL 34983