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Rapture FAQ

   May 21, 2011

At 6 p.m. the Rapture begins so if that van down the street is a rockin’, don’t come knockin’. The signal that the End of the World has begun will be earthquakes, according to Harold Camping of Family Radio. Then saved people will start disappearing.

Since Pensacola has so many churches, I expect roads, restaurants and the beach will be a lot less crowded tomorrow. The big question is what will we do with Pensacola Christian College once its abandoned?

How can Clay Ford get re-elected without them? Of course, I’m assuming Ford will be staying behind with me.

The Daily Beast has the FAQ on the Rapture. Read more.

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