Inweekly: News of the Weird 8/29/24

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By the Editors at Andrews McMeel

The Golden Age of Air Travel At the busy New Chitose Airport in Hokkaido, Japan, everything came to a screeching halt on Aug. 17 after a pair of scissors went missing from a store near the boarding gates, the BBC reported. The airport canceled 36 flights and delayed more than 200 others, leaving hundreds of travelers doing repeat security checks. Flights eventually resumed, but the scissors weren’t found until the next day—at the store where they went missing. Social media users were strikingly complimentary and upbeat about the delays, though: “This incident showcased the safety of Japanese aviation,” one posted.

Unclear on the Concept An Applebee’s restaurant in Portage, Indiana, became the site of a scuffle on Aug. 2, USA Today reported. According to the Portage Police Department, officers arrived in response to a report of a verbal disturbance. There they found Shawneesha Cobbs, 28, who had been loudly arguing with the store manager. Cobbs’ companions were under the impression that the restaurant’s $15.99 all-you-can-eat deal applied to the whole group, and when the manager explained that the deal was per person, Cobbs said the menu didn’t specify that. (It did.) The rabble-rouser then verbally assaulted another couple leaving the restaurant; that’s when she was placed under arrest and charged with disorderly conduct.

•Jeff Daniels lookalike Mayor Benji Cranford of Thomson, Georgia, was arrested on Aug. 14 after a grand jury indicted him for allegedly supplying a 750 ml bottle of Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin to prisoners on a roadside work crew, WRDW-TV reported. The indictment said Cranford bought the bottle on June 4 and left it in a ditch along the path of the work crew from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution. Cranford was charged with furnishing prohibited items to inmates and criminal attempt to commit a felony. He bonded out three hours later.

It’s Come to This Students are headed back to school at H.E. Charles Middle School in El Paso, Texas, with a fresh restriction on the clothes they can wear, KVIA-TV reported on Aug. 2. Principal Nick DeSantis sent a letter to families stating that students would no longer be able to wear “black tops with black bottoms,” saying the look can be “associated with depression and mental health issues and/or criminality.” Sarah Venegas, executive principal for the district, backed DeSantis up: Students will be allowed to wear only blue jeans or khaki pants. Some parents don’t agree: “I don’t think we should be grouping, and red-flagging kids that just like to wear black,” said Stephanie Rascon. Mental health expert Krista Wingate suggested that educators might instead “be looking out for different signs of stress or … anxiety.”

The Entrepreneurial Spirit Jose Marti-Alvarez of Miami Gardens, Florida, came up with a shady plan to make some dough, Local10-TV reported. Marti-Alvarez, 55, was in court on Aug. 19 facing felony charges of running “an elaborate scheme to defraud tourists staying in the hotels of Miami Springs,” police said. He had distributed flyers to hotels near Miami International Airport, advertising “Roman Pizzeria”—a name dangerously close to Roman’s Pizzeria, which has had a loyal following in the area for four decades. Marti-Alvarez’s pizzas were delivered “bad, uncooked, sometimes in a box with a piece of raw dough,” said Jesus Roman, the real pizza man. Marti-Alvarez had been duping folks for several years, garnering bad reviews and customer complaints for the real Roman’s. Finally Roman went to the police. Marti-Alvarez was held on fraud charges, along with aggravated battery, after he hit a hotel worker with his car while trying to flee.

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News Of The Weird
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