The BP Barbie who claimed that she is the nationwide director of civic affairs for the oil giant that made $5.6 billion in the first quarter of this year. She is a “Stepford Wives” version of community relations–delivering prepared messages and reading from Powerpoint presentations. She is the high priestess who takes our lowly questions to the great hidden BP gods and returns from areas unknown with answers that may or may not completely satisfy us peasants.
She is also paid.