Last Word: Scott Remington

Scott Remington
Partner at Clark, Partington, Hart, Larry, Bond & Stackhouse

Inweekly, 3/19/2008

What is your greatest fear?
Public Restrooms

What is the trait you most deplore?
I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.

Which person do you most admire?
Amie Remington, devoted wife, attorney, and mother of three (Virginia, Tom & Harry)

What is your greatest extravagance?
A 21′ South Alabama Mullet Skiff

What is your favorite journey?
My Saturday morning pilgrimage to Jerry’s Dirve-In for breakfast with the kids.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
If any of the seven virtues are actually overrated, it would have to be Chastity.

When and where are you most comfortable?
Any Christmas morning in the living room surrounded by my wife and kids.

Which talent would you most like to have?
I would like to play the piano by ear.

Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
Greg Gumble or the fat kid from Superbad

What do you consider your greatest failure?
Managing my cholesterol

What was your most embarrassing moment?
My last hernia exam

What is your dream job (not your current one)?
PGA Tour Professional

What is your favorite song?
My classic favorite is “Born to Run” – Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band; however, the current most played on the ipod is “No More War” by Eddie Vedder.

What do you most dislike?
Pre-emptive wars based on lies and unreliable intelligence

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
All of my children would sleep through the night and poop in a potty.

What have you learned in life?
That a human being can function on very little sleep and that I still have a great deal to learn.

What is the last book you read?
“Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer,” Warren St. John

What superpower would you like to have?
Self-Replication

What is your motto?
UVA UVAM VIVIENDO VARIA FIT