Mark O’Brien translator

RO Note: As a new service to our readers, we will offer this translation of the PNJ’s column by Mark O’Brien. We used to do the same thing for the columns by Earle Bowden before he died.

Today Markie tells us that he’s:

Pro: gun, abortion, national health care, death penalty, marijuana and prostitution legalization, reducing the mandatory sentences for small-time dealers, condominiums, civil unions for gay people, FCAT

Doesn’t hug trees.

There, we saved you five minutes.