Posted in BP Disaster

Sometimes you have to laugh

   July 5, 2010

Climate Progress has collected some of the best BP jokes:

“Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.” — Jay Leno

“Here’s a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they’re capturing it with ducks.” —Jimmy Fallon

“This oil spill in the Gulf is affecting everybody. In fact, when I went to lunch this weekend and ordered the sea bass, they asked if I wanted it regular or unleaded.” —David Letterman

Read more.

David Letterman did “Senate Oil Spill Hearings Top Ten”

And “Top Ten BP Excuses”

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