Yetis cause of arrest

A guilty pleasure of mine is reading every morning. This post title– “Walnut Hill Man Charged With Grand Theft For Not Delivering Yetis”– caught my attention. How would actually think that they could order one Abominable Snowman, let alone several?

Unfortunately the story was that exciting. A Walnut Hill man, Timothy James Barry, was arrested on four counts of grand theft and three counts of petit thef for collecting cold cash for cool Yeti coolers but not delivering the merchandise. Read more.

Damn, I thought we had another story for “News of the Weird.”