Breaking news: WEAR TV 3 has run out of interviewees

WEAR TV 3 has run out of persons on the street to interview for its news stories. They have sent reporters out to all the Wal Marts and only see familiar faces. They may have to actually start interviewing elected officials, community leaders and those who actually know something about the subject.

However, the change may not last long. There is a Reptile show at the Fairgrounds giving WEAR new fodder.

Tips to be interviewing:
1. Live or rent a mobile home (note: that’s mobile, not Mobile, Ala.)
2. Have a unique grill – missing teeth or a gold tooth
3. Say whatever you say with emotion – crying preferred.
4. No knowledge of the subject is fine. Don’t let it hold you back.