First check out the video, which has been described as the “Most Sexist Political Ad of the Year”:
A College Republican Speaks:
So, OK, chicks. I mean, girls, um, WOMEN. Thatâs it. Women. They donât vote for us. We need to make them vote for us. So weâre targeting some campaign spots, spots focusing on the shâ, the stuff, girls like. I mean, women.
Like this genius wedding dress ad for the Florida guvâs race. It was Chadâs idea. Unless it was his girlfriendâs. Madison. Addison. Whatever that chickâs name is.
Anyway, this babe, um, girl, âBrittanyâ is at the store picking out her wedding dress with her mom and her friends and she tries on this awesome one thatâs strapless and makes her look hawt. Itâs called âthe Rick Scott.â
âBritannyâ is like, âThe Rick Scott is perfect!â But her mom is like, âNo, I like the Charlie Crist,â and insists she get this dorky dress which is all high up here and loose there and covered in beads and bows and crap and makes her look fat. The mom goes, âItâs expensive and a little outdated, but I know best!â
âBrittanyâ has this look on her face like sheâs about to hurl. Her Maid of Honor, âTiffaniâ is like, âWe cannot let her walk out of the voting booth like that!â
Finally, âBrittanyâ says âyes to Rick Scott!â The chicks pop champagne bottles, and hey, screw you, Democrat-voter commie mom!
Seriously, why do people say Republicans donât get women? We totally love women! Especially if theyâre cute. We like black people, also. Except Barry Hussein OâBlahblah. âTiffani,â âBrittanyâsâ Maid of Honor is a black chick. Cute, too.
Which totally shows that we are not racists. Itâs just wrong to think that Republicans have a âtin earâ when it comes to women and minorities. Also, what is a âtin earâ? OK, whatever.
We can prove weâre not clueless. Thereâs this other righteous new campaign: âRepublicans Are People, Tooâ
Lots of girls â women! â in it. And People of Color. Thereâs a picture of this white lady with a caption: âRepublicans are Whiteâ and another lady, a black lady, which says, âRepublicans are Black.â And a lady who is supposedly âHispanic,â but she looks pretty normal to me. Other pictures show other minority groups: Prius drivers, recyclers, Trader Joeâs shoppers, people with tattoos. Real tattoos, not the temporary ones.
The LameStream media claims theyâre all stock photos. Like these people arenât real. Or even real Republicans!
Some website âdiscoveredâ that the black lady shows up in ads for a Christian Counseling Center, an engineering course, fashionable glasses, and the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys.
But so what? Republicans are hella talented and often work more than one job. We believe in free enterprise and hard work!
Besides, do you know how hard it is to go out and find an actual man who drives a Prius, and also loves America? Ditto the recycling. Also, we were kind of in a hurry.
The people bitching about this stuff are a-holes who hate our freedoms. People like Charlie Crist. Dudeâs a party switcher. I mean, what would you think of somebody who pledged SAE but then goes, like, âOh, now Iâm going to be a Sigma Chi.â Or somebody who says, âIâm totally cutting the education budget, because, you know, the teachers union,â then goes, âHey, Iâm going to give education all this money, if you re-elect me!â
Oh, wait. Chad says I have to delete thatâ¦.something about what Rick Scott did.
Anyway, back to this War on Women deal. The socialists and their Obama phone-using, abortiony welfare loser gay open-border friends think that Republicans want girls to stay home and not work. Also look pretty and not have sex.
Diane Roberts lives in Tallahassee. Column courtesy of Context Florida.