John McCain’s birth certificate

The Independent News has made a request of the John McCain campaign for a copy of John McCain’s birth certificate. We are also concerned that if you drop the “McC”, add an “R,” and rearrange the remaining letters of his last name that you come up with “IRAN.”

We suspect the John McCain may be a domestic terrorist mole, or an evil clone of the Maverick John McCain that ran for president in 2000. John McCain in 2000 was left-handed. This one is not.

We will post John McCain’s birth certificate as soon as we get a copy of it.