Pranksters post rumor Matt Damon moving to Pensacola. Sorry, it ain’t so

Two weeks ago, the parody news website posted an article that actor Matt Damon being “tired of the LA lifestyle” and was planning a move to the Calgary area. The post help the site garner over 170 comments from unsuspecting Calgary residents offering advice to Damon on how to make the move0

A similar post has appeared on website The Clancy Report, except it claims Damon is moving to Pensacola.

Sorry, folks, it ain’t happening.