Thanksgiving mysteries

We need Jessica Fletcher (“Murder She Wrote”) or Frank Grissom (“CSI”) to help us solve these Thanksgiving Weekend mysteries:

1. What happened to the Escambia Volunteer Firefighters reorganization and audit?
2. Is “Front Porch” dead?
3. What is going on with the Chamber’s word program: Beautiful, heroic, genuine, grumpy, sleepy and dopey? We’ve got the magnets. Now what?
4. Will Jack Nobles let mixed use be added to the Port? Why do the other councilpersons let him block every move to add other uses to the Port?